I guess it would suck even more to be the actual Jerry Sandusky, because he likes little boys, but still. This guy was just sitting in the airport, pounding some donuts and waiting for his plane to get in. Little did he know TMZ was stalking him thinking they might catch him going into the bathroom with some kid at the airport. Turns out it was just a random guy that looked like Sandusky, TMZ later pulled the picture from their website.
Talk about catching the ultimate shaft. Reminds me of my main man Dennis on Always Sunny in Philadelphia.