Minnesota Football Security Guard Fired for Roughing Up Fans (Video)

The Minnesota football team was 1-6 going into last Saturday's game against Iowa.  In a close game that went down to the wire the Golden Gophers pulled out a 22-21 victory over Iowa.  It was only fitting that the students rushed the field at home considering they might not win the rest of the season.  What they didn't realize was they would be met by a viscous meat eating security guard handing out elbows and clothes lines from hell.

The security guard with a pink wind suit seen in the video below, shatters multiple students dreams with hellacious tackles.  The security guard has since been fired and it is not known where he currently resides, although we assume he is moving on to a local high school to pick on smaller and weaker opponents.

Not gonna lie, if I'm getting paid 5 cents an hour to keep people off the field I'm taking every chance I get to lay out some drunk frat guys. Especially if they put me in a pink blazer.





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  1. The security guard should be praised for trying to keep fans who have no business rushing the field for their 1-6 Gophers. They should be ashamed and really try to seek mental help. Who did they beat, diesel driving academy. its not like they defeated Wisconsin or someone who is dialed into their sport. All i can say is good luck to the security guard, he will probably end up a high school principal somewhere and eventually get all contact sports banned from the school he directs.I hope the Gophers enjoyed their moment in the spotlight, cause there might not be many more for a number of years. Start trying to follow the Vikings, cause that is all you got, see ya!

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