NBA Playoffs Round 2 Predictions



The road to the finals has entered round 2.  The intensity turns up and I'm gonna let you know who doesn't crack under the pressure.

Memphis Grizzles vs. OKC
 This was obviously my easiest pick considering I have OKC in the finals.  I like how Memphis played in round one but I thought they played against an old and overrated Spurs team.  OKC is young and will run all over Memphis.  Nobody on Memphis will be able to stop Durant or Westbrook.  The fact that Memphis big men ran shop in the first round will have no relevance in this series.  OKC made themselves a legit contender when the added  Perkins to the line up.  Him and Ibaka will be able to hold down the two big men that are Memphis only chance.  OKC in 6.  I almost went with 5.

Celtics Vs. Heat
Now comes the hardest series to choose. This series is definitively going to seven games in my opinion.  I like the Celtics because of team defense and depth.  The Heat rely on the big three to much to beat a veteran team like the Celtics in a seven game series.  This is the last year I think the Celtics have a chance at the title and they know it.  The big three just need one more year and a couple more pieces to win a championship.  The lack of good centers for the Celtics won't mean anything because the Heat are equally as bad.

Bulls vs. Hawks
The Bulls could possibly sweep this series.  I watched a game late in the season where the Bulls beat the Hawks by around 40 points. The Hawks looked like little punks getting pushed around on the court.  The Bulls are too strong at every position to even worry about the Hawks.   I will give the Hawks one game and saw the Bulls win in 5 games.

Mavericks vs. Lakers
Gotta go with LA here.  I think Kobe and the big boys will step up in this series.  The Mavericks are girlie on the inside and Pau and Bynum know it.  The Mavs can drop points with anyone in the league but they can't defend the Lakers by a long shot.  The Lakers slump lingers a little bit into this series and the Mavs push it to 7 games with the Lakers coming out on top.

-Dow

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Epic Royal Wedding Pic

 Damn she still did this after she was married.  I thought wives gave that up after marriage.  Keep her around my friend.

-Dow

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Did Taco Bell Make This Former Teacher Walk Through An Elementary School Naked?


 The Smoking Gun - A teacher who stripped off his clothes and walked naked around a Georgia elementary school gave cops a New Age explanation for his behavior, claiming that he had achieved a "new level of enlightenment" and "wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open," according to a police report.

According to cops, fellow teachers reported that Porter “did not drink sodas or other canned beverages and maintained a strict vegan diet” and was not known to take drugs or drink alcohol. “However on the date in question they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco bell to get tacos for lunch,” reported Officer Khari Reed.

Not only does T-Bell jam up your bowels for 2 days, but it's starting to make middle-aged men jam out with their ham out in an elementary school.

-Strick

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Sheena Rote Vs. Jaimia Bernhardt-Daily Dime

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As a result of the tie yesterday, Sheena moves on.  So today she will square off against Jaimie Bernhardt for what should be a good battle.  Jaimie is a 26 year old fitness model from Ohio with a great set of boobs who looks poised and ready to give my girl Sheena a tough time in the ring.  Good luck ladies.


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-Bodhi's Pick: sticking with Sheena

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Locker Room Beat Down


First of all, make sure you turn your volume down before you start this clip because I almost crapped my pants.  

I couldnt tell what these two young bucks where beefing about or what was being said, but I have to respect a white boy gaining some much needed street cred in the concrete jungle known as the locker room.  Thats a smart little scrapper, he knew he couldnt throw fists with that guy so he played the rope-a-dope for 3 rounds then pounced with the ferocity of a Bengal tiger.  Good work young grasshopper, just know that street cred comes with a price.  Now you have to defend it.

-Bodhi

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Mr. Bean At The Royal Wedding?



Sadly, he must be considered a British superstar. I don't even wanna provide a video of his show or movies.  They are that bad.

-Strick

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Braves Pitcher, Derek Lowe, Arrested For DUI In Atlanta


Lowe was pulled over around 10 p.m in Atlanta for reckless driving and improper lane change.  The officer smelled booze coming from Lowe's Porsche, prompting him to issue a sobriety test.  Lowe refused, was arrested, and his car was impounded. 

Not a good week for the Bravo's PR guy.  First, pitching coach Roger McDowell was accused and apologized for making gay slurs, along with threatening gestures toward Giants fans.  Now they have one of their clubhouse leaders getting behind the wheel while he's loaded.  Get a new haircut, Derek.  You look like a parrot head that just left a Jimmy Buffet concert.

-Strick

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Spend Some Time With Yelena Noah - Joakim Noah's Sister


With the Chicago Bulls in the hunt for the NBA Title we bring you Joakim Noah's sister Yelena Noah. I don't think she did to bad considering she has the same genes as Joakim.


Get Smoke Like That Blunt



At first I thought this Fat Joe wannabe was just wasting my time, then he goes and gets smoked by that blunt and TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF.  That's what you call some fucking BIN LADEN WEED, strait murdering kids.

-Dow

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UFC 129 Preview


 This is probably one of the best cards of the year so far, and could be the best card at the end of the year.  There are so many headliner fights that could carry any card which makes this a must watch.  Check out my picks and let me know what you think, not that I care because I'm right anyway.

GSP vs. Jake Shields
 After tons of debate I had to go with the Canadian Bacon GSP.  This dude could beat any fighter at any facet of MMA.  He is by far the best wrestler in his weight class and arguably all of MMA.  His boxing is not the best, but let's be honest neither is Jake Shields.  I have them about even in that category.  They are both good at BJJ but I give the slight edge to Shields.  I sadly see this fight going to a decision if Shields can hold up on his cardio.  I would love to see a KO or a submission but each fighter is too smart to let that happen.  Shields looked shaky with his cardio in his last fight at 170 so that could decide the fight.


Jose Aldo vs. Mark Hominick
Let me first say bringing these weight classes to UFC was the best thing that ever happened to the sport.  All the cards from now on are going to be stacked.  Hominick is riding a 5 fight win streak but hasn't beat anyone that I know of.  He is fighting by far the best fighter in the division in Jose Aldo.  I don't see much of a challenge for Jose in this fight or in any fight in this division for a long time to come.  He might need to think about moving up to lightweight after a couple more domination.  Jose Aldo wins by KO in 1st round.

Vladimir Matyushenko vs. Jason Brilz
 I watched the last fight with Brilz and actually thought he beat Little Nogueira which is pretty fucking respectable.  As for Vlad the only fight I have watched was John Jones and I wasn't impressed to much.  I am saying this will be a slug fest with Brilz getting a second round KO.

Randy Couture vs. Lyoto Machida
It's a sad day when a legend like Randy Couture announces his career will be ending after this fight.  We just hope he doesn't pull a bitch move like Brett Favre and come back 8 different times.  I have Randy going out on top with a ground and pound win over Machida.  I have always hated Machida's pussy style.  I think Randy comes out with an immediate take down and runs the whole fight on the ground.  Machida has no ground game and will get out wrestled all night long.  His only hope is stuffing the old mans take downs.


Mark Bocek vs. Ben Henderson
First off mad props to Ben Henderson for probably the best fight in MMA history vs. Anthony Pettis.  Although he didn't win he put on a great show and I think it was the best ever bar a long shot.  Bocek is clearly going for the submission in this fight, but Henderson is too strong and a solid wrestler that I don't see this fight making it to the ground.  Henderson earns a KO in the third.

-Dow

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Chair Dancing With Paper Plates. The Next Big Thing In Exercise?


The amount of unintentional comedy and epic sweat-suit color schemes is off the charts. 

-Strick

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John Daly Talks About Ellen Woods Not Giving Tiger any Pooty Tang


John Daly made an appearance on 790 The Zone the morning talking about Tiger Woods and their conversation about his marriage.
  • 790AM: Did you ever talk to Tiger?
  • John: I did, last year at the PGA and what we talked about–I couldn’t even fathom of telling you guys because it’s a personal conversation. But it made me relieved of what Tiger was going through….does he have a reason? Yes. And that reason is something I don’t want to talk about. But I told him if you would have come out and told the world what was going on (after the night of the incident) and not listen to your agents…this story would have ended in one day. And he says, I know, I know, I just had to listen to everybody… You’re looking at a guy all the way to his college days, it was golf, golf, golf..He didn’t have a chance to find out what woman we’re like…until his late teens, 20′s.
  • 790AM: Once you put that ring on your finger, you don’t get that opportunity anymore…
  • John: Well, you should if your wife is good to you and makes loves to you when you want to be made love to….my exes, they didn’t want to have sex anymore. And when that happens, if you’re not going to give it to me, I’m going to get it from somewhere else. Is that adultery? Maybe so. But from what I understand, when you’re married, they’re supposed to give it to you.
  • 790AM: Can Tiger Woods go up to a podium or a microphone, and say, here’s the deal, I’m not getting it anymore and quite honestly I’ve had enough?
  • John: Exactly.  That’s what I did.

 John Daly is a legend.  This dude should start teaching classes.  If your not getting any pussy from your damn wife then what the hell is your next move?  Sit around for the rest of your life and wish you were getting pussy?  I'm not sure many people would get in-front of a microphone and say that to the world, but that doesn't change the fact that every guy thinks it.  The only thing he should regret is staying with her while he was getting his strange, but you live and you learn.  Next time get the hell out of there asap and don't mess up the relationship with your kids.

-Dow


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Ozzie Guillen Tossed From Game Then Tweets About It


 Here is the video of Ozzie Guillen getting ejected last night.  This was a pretty intense video of Ozzie arguing balls and strikes.  After the ejection Ozzie went strait to twitter and posted this message "This one going to cost me a lot money this is patetic."  You gotta love the hell outa this guy.  He has no care in the world about saying what is on his mind. 

Now that steroids are out of baseball and the home run chases are done, baseball needs someone like this to keep it interesting.  I'm glad he can spell well also, "patetic?"  Come on Ozzie.  Get your shit together.  If your gonna be talking shit to these umpires on a regular basis you gotta do it so they can fucking understand you.  Nonetheless keep up the good shit talking for all of us.

-Dow


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1 Year-Old Boy Signs With Dutch Soccer Club VVV-Venlo


Above is the video caught the eye of Dutch club VVV-Venlo and prompted them to sign 18-month-old, Baerke van der Meij, to a 10-year professional contract.  The contract has been called a "symbolic" one and reeks more like a publicity stunt.  The club went the whole 9 yards and even had the boy come in for a training session, as well as a contract signing.



Try forging that signature. 

-Strick

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Throwback Jam of The Day : Weezer - Undone -The Sweater Song (1994)


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8 Year Old Dominates Dance Off

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This vid is like 5 months old but its still legit.  Its probably safe to say that this kid gets more asian ass than the driver seat of a Nissan Skyline. Good work Jr. That old poser just got served.

-Bodhi

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Sheena Rote Vs. Kristy Ann-Daily Dime

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Kristy Ann is a busty blonde from PA with a degree in creating boners.  She is 30 years old but still seems to have plenty of mileage left on that chassis.  If she ever becomes a pornstar she should change her name to Kristy Kreme...Just a thought. Good luck ladies.

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Regular Dude With Viking Instinct


I dont know about you, but I thought this vid was hilarious.  I have seen people stand their ground and intimidate lions and bears on animal planet so I know it can be done, but those people where trained professionals.  Im pretty sure this meat-head just did it out of pure manliness and Viking instinct.  Good work Sven, you really had that baby moose shook.

-Bodhi

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Gary Neal Hits Buzzer Beater Trey To Send Spurs Into Overtime


Me and some guys were at Hooters and left right before this play happened since chances of the Spurs tying the game looked slim.  I get home and see that of all the people on the floor, Gary Neal hits the clutch 3-ball to tie the game.  Memphis better end this series next game at home because if it goes to a Game 7, Manu and the Spurs got the series on lock.

-Strick 

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Huge Tornado Barely Misses Alabama's Bryant-Denny Stadium


Close call for the Crimson Tide.  Tough day for the South and our thoughts go out to everyone affected.  Roll Tide. 

-Strick

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Danilo Gallinari in TakeaSheet Ad



 Holy shit this ad is genius.  Check out the facebook page http://www.facebook.com/TakeaSheet.  This is an ad for a little sheet that goes on your tongue and gives you energy.  I can't say that I have heard about it before, but after seeing this they might have just earned a sale from me. Mad props.

-Dow

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Worst Call in MLB History


I couldn't find a video because the MLB sucks but check out this terrible call Here.  The umpire had ridiculously good position as Reyes slid into third base.  Reyes had his hand on the bag for a good three seconds before the dumb-ass umpire called him out.

-Dow

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Peyton Hillis Wins Madden 2011 Cover


ESPNHillis was announced Wednesday as the winner of the fan vote, under way since March 21, on "SportsNation" on ESPN2. In all, almost 13 million votes were cast -- including more than 1 million in the final.

The 10th-seeded Hillis overwhelmingly defeated Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick, seeded third, garnering 66 percent of the vote in the final of the 32-player bracket to become the cover of this year'’s version of the popular NFL video game franchise. This is the first year fans were allowed to vote for the game's cover.

Damn right Peyton.   When's the last time a white boy was on the Madden cover that wasn't a QB?  Doubt that has ever happened.  You gotta respect a white boy running back more than anything else in sports.

Don't get me wrong I wasn't a Vick hater by any means, but he has already been on the cover before and Peyton Hillis was the break-out player of the year in my opinion.  Hopefully the great white hope doesn't get the madden curse and get hurt this year.

-Dow

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Jason Hunter Stabbed




ESPN - DETROIT -- Detroit police say Denver Broncos defensive end Jason Hunter has been stabbed and taken to a local hospital.

Officer Dan Donakowski says Hunter was stabbed Wednesday, but didn't have any additional information, including where the incident took place, who was responsible and Hunter's condition. The hospital wasn't disclosed.

The Broncos released a statement Wednesday saying they were aware of the report of Hunter's stabbing and were in the process of gathering more information.

"Our thoughts are with Jason, and we are hopeful he makes a quick recovery," the team said. "Out of respect for his privacy, we will not have additional comment on the matter at this time."

Hunter is a five-year pro who also has played for the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers.

The stabbing comes only days after police in Florida said Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall, a former Bronco, was stabbed with a kitchen knife by his wife.


I am interested to see where and how this took place.  I think these players are seeing a little bad karma from this whole locket shit.  Let's get some details Broncos.

-Dow


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Charles Barkley Doing CrossFit Workout ; Upstaged By Fembot


During the video I found myself not even watching Chuck, but watching the fembot in the red sports-bra go HAM on some serious weight.  The best was at 0:20 where Barkley rests for a second on the pull-up bar, looks over to the fembot with a look like, "how in the hell is this bitch not tired yet?"  He then proceeds to pathetically swing his legs up.  Chuck, your the best.   

-Strick

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College Chick Gives Professor Ex-Lax Cookies


UPI - WAUSAU, Wis., April 26 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin woman accused of giving laxative-laced cookies to her college professor was ordered to pay a $300 fine.

Becky Riiser, 38, of Wausau, pleaded no contest Thursday to three misdemeanor disorderly conduct charges and was fined after prosecutors agreed to reduce the original felony charge of placing a foreign object in food, the Wausau Daily Herald reported Monday.

Riiser admitted to investigators she had placed cookies laced with ex-lax outside the office door of University of Wisconsin Marathon County biology Professor Aruni Pehl-DeSilva in December 2009. The professor became ill after eating one of the cookies, prosecutors said.

"It was supposed to be a stupid, practical joke," Riiser wrote in a January 2010 apology letter to Pehl-DeSilva. "It was something I didn't think through."


I have to admit, there was more than one teacher in my day that I would have loved to do this too.  Props to this girl for having the balls to do it.  What is $300 dollars anyway?  It's the embarrassment of getting caught that is the worst penalty.

-Dow

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Jerry Hairston Jr. Tries to Give This Ball a Blowjob


The Nationals suck and Jerry Blows.  Good news for Jerry is that the ball stayed fair, so he must not blow much.


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Titties And Carrot Cake

Thug Friends "Titties and Carrot Cake" from Absolutism on Vimeo.

Titties and carrot cake? Sounds like a bad equation for a good time. Id like to chill with the thug friends if theyre munching titties.

-Bodhi

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Sheena Rote Vs. Christie Campbell-Daily Dime

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Meet today's challenger Christie Campbell. A 20 year old model from Buffalo, New York, she thinks she has what it takes to challenge my girl Sheena for the daily dime. It may be wishful thinking by Christie, but we'll see whos shit dont stink after the tribe has spoken.  Good luck ladies.

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Sheena Vs. Christie

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Throwback Jam of the Day : Guns N Roses - Paradise City (1988)


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Is This The Most Enthusiastic Cubs Fan Ever?


Chick is either giving Starlin Castro the death stare for making 3 errors in one inning or just ate a bad batch of Wrigley Field's helmet nachos.  Judging by the look of fear from her blanket-mate, I'm saying it was the nachos.

-Strick

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Ryan Raburn With Some Home Run Help


This brings back bad memories of the state quarterfinals game my high school team played in 2004.  That play is just hard to do even if you try.  I mean the ball bounced a good 12 feet off the palm of his glove.  At least he didn't go Canseco on it and let it bounce off his melon to help it go over the wall.


-Strick

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Kobe Bryant Gives Dunk Lessons To The Hornets



So much for a messed up foot/ankle.  Kobe gave facials all night last night to see the Lakers take a 3-2 series lead.  The only problem is deciding which one is better.


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Albert Haynesworth Indicted On Sexual Abuse of Restaurant Server



ESPN -- Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth was charged Tuesday with misdemeanor sexual abuse for allegedly fondling the breast of his server in a hotel restaurant in Washington.

A grand jury returned an indictment formally charging Haynesworth over the alleged incident at a downtown Washington hotel in the early hours of Feb. 13. If convicted, the 29-year-old two-time All-Pro faces up to six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

According to the U.S. attorney's office, the government's evidence shows Haynesworth slid a credit card down the front of the server's dress and fondled her breast.

Haynesworth's attorney, A. Scott Bolden, called the charge disappointing and regretful and said it would be a difficult case for the government to prove. Haynesworth is innocent and several witnesses would vouch that the alleged conduct never happened, Bolden said.

"We maintain his innocence, and now the fight begins," Bolden said.

Telephone and e-mail messages left for Haynesworth's agent, Chad Speck, were not immediately returned. Redskins spokesman Tony Wyllie said the team referred all calls to Haynesworth and his agent.

Haynesworth is also currently facing charges in Virginia for allegedly punching a man during a road-rage assault. His trial is scheduled for May. At one point last summer, he was also involved in lawsuits from a bank, an exotic dancer, a man injured in an automobile accident and complaints from his ex-wife that he wasn't paying for her health insurance or their children's bills.

Haynesworth's attorney is an idiot.  I'm sure plenty of people at the hotel were starring at Fat Albert the whole time he was there.  On top of that nobody wants this worthless piece of shit on their team anyway so I'm sure they will all be willing to testify against him.    This dude breaks laws and harass' people like it's his fucking job, lock his ass up please.

-Dow

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Badass Links of the Day


With UFC 129 this Saturday we give you some Arianny Celeste love. (missariannyceleste)

Someone put together this 7-Minute video of Brandon Roy taking over the game last Saturday. (YouTube)

According to Lebron James Playoff Sweat is different than regular season sweat. (The Score)

This website wants to pay Cam Newton $1,000,000 to answer 4 question on a lie detector. (camnewtonliedetector)

This is what future Mr.s Cutler looked like upon return from her trip. (Egotastic)

Green Men 69 each other during Vancouver Hockey Game (Barstool)

Jimmer Fredette is getting his own reality T.V. Show?  (blacksportsonline)

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Tony Allen Gets Grizzly Haircut


 Grizzlies guard Tony Allen sports his new dew after the Grizzlies go up 3-1 on the Spurs.  I'm not sure he should have done this until they closed the series.  I still think if anyone can come from down 3-1 to win it, it would be the best regular season team in the NBA.  You might have just woken up a sleeping giant Tony, and I'm not talking about the giant POS on the back of your head.

-Dow

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Police Beat Bitch at A-Town IHOP


Let's start with the cop trying to give this chick a pimp slap across the face to start the video.  I doubt he thought she would start throwing hay-makers after he did that.

Next comes the right hook from the cop after dodging a couple out of control bombs by the classy lady.  I pretty much give the right away to women unless you are trying to hit a cop.  Cops get a free pass to take out anyone that is giving them shit.

I think the most impressive thing by this chick is that it took two cops to take her down with form tackles.  The bald fucker is getting dragged around by this line-backer chick before she is finally tripped up.  A-Town keeps it real.

P.S. Why do all breakfast places attract fights?

-Dow


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Double Dream Feet


The sequel to Double Dream Hands.  This guy aint right.  

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Jay Cutler Gets Engaged To Kristin Cavallari




 People - Former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari got one sweet surprise while on vacation in Mexico with her NFL beau Jay Cutler.



A source close to the couple confirms to PEOPLE that Cutler proposed over the weekend during their getaway in Cabo San Lucas.

"He surprised her with a quick trip to Cabo to ask her to marry him," the source says.



Normally I would stray away from posting about pussies such as Jay Cutler unless it is something negative, but this officially makes Kristin Cavallari a sports WAG.  Whenever we get new sports WAG's you get pictures.

Steve Austin Rick Roll


 This video has nothing to do with anything, I just thought it was funny. Nothing says Stone Cold like Rick Astley lyrics.  Good work Steve.

-Bodhi

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Throwback Jam Of The Day : Big Tymers - Get Your Roll On (2000)


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The Reporter Is The Rapist


 

Is it just me or does the reporter look exactly like the sketch of the rapist?  How did no one from the news station catch this? Haha the anchor even says "boy, good illustration."  Awesome NBC, case closed.

-Bodhi

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Ex-MLB Outfielder, Carl Everett, Arrested And Charged With Aggravated Assault With A Deadly Weapon


 Huffington Post - "Former Major League outfielder Carl Everett is in a Tampa jail on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and tampering with a witness.

Jail records indicate the 39-year-old Everett was arrested Monday night at his suburban Tampa home. He was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail shortly after midnight and is being held without bond.

Details of the arrest were not immediately available."

I can't honestly say I'm surprised.  Carl Everett was a ticking time bomb on the field and was just plain batshit crazy.  After all, this is the same Carl Everett that was ejected  and suspended 10 games for head-butting an umpire.

-Strick

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Sheena Rote Vs. Ally Visic-Daily Dime

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Since my girl Sheena Rote dominated yesterday, she gets to face today's challenger Ally Visic.  Apparently she is going for the strange slut look but she pulls it off and I dig it, so I think she is worthy enough to make an appearance on the daily dime...I think she is going to need to start giving bj's if she wants to win, but who knows anything can happen. Good luck ladies.

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This Guy Has A Problem With Walgreens Cough-Drops

 


Orlando Sentinel - Sanford police are looking for a man who urinated on more than 100 unopened cough-drop packages at Walgreens last week. 

The man went into the store at 2501 S. French Ave. at about 10:30 p.m. Thursday and walked to the cough-drop aisle. 

Police say the unknown man looked around, unzipped his pants and urinated on 110 packages of cough drops. 

Afterward he walked to the pharmacy and tried to fill a prescription, but didn't have the correct paperwork. He then left the store. 


Is it me or did this guy know exactly where he was going when he came in the store.  He must have bought a bad batch of cough drops last time he came in and was trying to save everyone else from buying them.  What a good samaritan.

-Dow


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NFL Lockout Over?


ESPN -- Seven weeks into the NFL lockout, players have an early triumph over the owners in court.

U.S. District Judge Susan Richard Nelson ordered an immediate end to the lockout Monday, siding with the players in their bitter fight with the owners over how to divide the $9 billion business.

The fate of the 2011 season remained in limbo: The NFL responded by filing a notice of appeal questioning whether Nelson exceeded her jurisdiction, seeking relief from the 8th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in St. Louis. Hours later, the league filed a motion for an expedited stay, meaning it wants Nelson to freeze her ruling to let the appeals process play out.

What will happen in the next few days is murky, too.

Players may very well show up at team facilities on Tuesday and it appears they'll be allowed to enter the building, if they so choose.

The players' organization -- now a trade association and not a union -- emailed players late Monday night, advising them they are legally entitled to show up at team facilities Tuesday and that teams are not allowed to block their access.

The sources said teams were told not to open their weight rooms nor engage in any contract discussions, but to let their players in the building. The league also intends to get security in place for players to come in to avoid any potential confrontations or photo opportunities for the media. The NFL intends to debrief teams again in the morning with further instructions.

"I told my guys if they are under contract, they are allowed to go into the facility tomorrow to work out, get treatment and watch film," Oakland Raiders tight end Zach Miller said.

"We're in a 'Wild West' right now. Football is back to business, but guess what? There's no rules. There's a lot of positive to that, but there's also a lot of negatives," said linebacker Ben Leber, one of the 10 plaintiffs in the still-pending antitrust lawsuit filed against the league when the union broke up last month.


So basically what I got from reading this is absolutely nothing.  The players can enter the facilities and do absolutely nothing when they get inside?  They can't workout, talk to coach's, talk about contracts, or participate in any practice.  They are basically telling us that the lockout is far from over and that the coach's are going to do whatever they can to drag this thing out.   This thing is a joke anyway, these players and coach's make more than we would ever dream of and they are bitching about 8 billion or 9 billion.  Come on guys, get on the damn field and play ball.

-Dow

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Meet New Raiderette, Bianca Tai La Russa, Tony La Russa's Daughter


Tony's daughter, Bianca, is a dancer that has just made the Oakland Raiders cheerleading team.  On Bianca's twitter, @BiancaTai, she calls the accomplishment a "dream come true" and that she is "excited to rep an organization that does so much good.”

Good for you, Bianca.  It's good to know there is a bright spot somewhere in that black hole of Raider Nation.  Once you get tired of being creeped on by overweight slobs dressed like Animal and Hawk from the Legion of Doom, otherwise known as Raider fans,  pack up and head east to join the Skins' squad.
 
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-Strick

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Lenny Dykstra Asks Housekeeper Applicant To Give Him A Naked Massage


TMZ - Law enforcement sources tell TMZ  ... the LAPD is investigating Dykstra for lewd conduct ... stemming from allegations made by a 47-year-old woman who claims she answered a Craigslist ad to be Lenny's housekeeper earlier this month. 

The woman told police ... when she arrived to the home, Dykstra explained that she wouldn't just have to clean the home, she would also be required to give him massages as well.

The woman claimed Dykstra then took off all of his clothes and told the woman he wouldn't be able to hire her without first sampling her skills. Smooth.

We're told the woman denied his request ... left the home immediately ... flagged down a nearby cop ... and filed a police report. She also locked down a high power attorney, Mauro Fiore Jr., to handle the case. 



Lenny Lenny Lenny, little did you know she was a dyke.  There is a solution for you though.  Next time go to the fucking bunny ranch in Las Vegas when you want to have sex with someone for money.  Obviously if this chick was dumb enough to give you a massage you weren't going to just stop there.  I can't believe this dumb ass actually thought he was going to get away with this.  The bad thing for this woman is that I really doubt Lenny has much money left to sue for.

-Dow


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LSU Baseball Guy Picks Nose And Wipes It Everywhere


Wiping boogs on your boys just isn't something I consider funny from either end. I don't wipe and I don't want to be wiped on, but it seems the LSU towel boy either gets a big kick out of it or just has no sense of boundaries.  If he doesn't already, this towel boy is about to get copious amounts of ass because of  this video.  Good work and good form. Way to use your thumb, its way manlier.

-Bodhi

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Soccer Player Snaps Leg-Not For The Squeamish


Ouch.  I always wondered why you dont see more ACL tears and leg injuries in soccer.  Maybe I just dont watch enough to see them, or maybe they just play like fairies.  Whatever the reason, it happened to this guy.  In a recent match between the Colorado Rapids and Seattle Sounders, Steve Zakuani of the Seattle Sounders found out that life comes at you fast when he received a slide tackle that snapped his tib-fib like a twig.  This is a pretty bad injury and I hope he recovers well, but if not maybe he can pick up golf now that his leg looks like a 4 iron.  

-Bodhi

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Vanessa Raia Vs. Sheena Rote-Daily Dime

Vanessa Raia
Sheena Rote






















 
      Say good morning to my girl Sheena Rote. I don't know what it is about her, maybe her natural southern beauty or just her great bod, but I dig Sheena.  If Vanessa isn't careful she maybe solving a case of murder she Rote.  Enough of the bad jokes, lets get it on. Good luck ladies.

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More pics of Sheena.

-Bodhi's Pick: Sheena

Vanessa Vs. Sheena

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Throwback Jam Of The Day : Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive (1987)


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Blackhawks Fans Don't Like Lou, But Who is Lou?


A.  Does anyone know who Lou is?
B.  Is the guy on the left a wax figure?

-Strick

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LeBron Can't Close Out Games; MJ Agrees


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Cubs Fan Knocks Over Beer While Throwing a Ball Back


 Fucking d-bag.  I'm guessing that's what the guy that got the beer knocked down said.  I know mine would have been a little worse, but we will keep it light this morning.

 -Dow

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Chris Paul Says He Would Hit His Mother If She Was Guarding Him


So I guess Chris Paul was hype after their win over the Lakers last night.  Him and Kobe got into some scuffles last night and he took to the microphone after the game saying he would have hit his mom if she was out there against him.  I don't think that would have been a great early mother's day gift Chris.

-Dow


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Brandon Marshall In ICU After Stabbing; Wife Arrested


Sporting News - Miami receiver Brandon Marshall is in intensive care after being stabbed by his wife, Michi Nogami-Marshall, Friday night.  On Saturday morning, Andrew Carter of the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported on Twitter that “Marshall’s wife was arrested last night on one charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.”

            Carter reported that according to the incident report, Marshall “claimed he fell and slipped on a vase but his wife admitted to stabbing him in the abdomen. She claimed it was self defense.” 

His wife must have some screws loose if she admitted to stabbing him even though he said he fell on a vase.  She's got those crazy eyes anyways so I'm believing that she stuck him, but there's no chance in hell that I'm buying her self-defense story.  Next thing you know she's in her jail cell pounding her chest like Marky Mark in "Fear" to make it look like Marshall was beating her.    


-Strick

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This Guy Is A Huge Sixers Fan


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Spend Some Time With Heather Jo Hughes

 From her istudio.com profile

I was born and raised in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I graduated from Roosevelt High School in 2006 and am currently a student at South Dakota State University located in Brookings, South Dakota. I love meeting new people, experiencing new things, going to new places and having fun with it all! I have a great sense of humor and consider myself a people person. I have a declared double major of Electrical Engineering and Spanish. I am also pursuing a minor in Mathematics.

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Height:5'3"
Weight:105 lbs
Measurements:34-27-33 in
Shoe Size:7
Hair Color:Blonde
Hair Length:Shoulder Length
Eye Color:Green
Ethnicity :Caucasian
Skin Color:White













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-Bodhi



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Vanessa Raia Vs. Brooke Evers-Daily DIme

Vanessa Raia
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 Say g'day to Brooke Evers, the Australian sweet heart from down unda.  She is from Queensland...Irony?  She was voted Australia's hottest beach babe in 2008 (Zooweekly Magazine) and has been storming the model game ever since.  A soon to be journalist, Brooke Evers may be an over acheiver, but thats why I like her. Good luck ladies.

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-Bodhi's Pick: Vanessa

Vanessa Vs. Brooke

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Tony La Russa And His Nasty Pink Eye : Who's Been Farting On His Pillow?


My guess is Ryan Franklin, who was just yanked from his role as the Cards closer after repeatedly shitting the bed.  What do you think? This guy looks like he can do some damage.


-Strick

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Cardinals Fans To Honor Reds Pitcher, Mike "Mr. Klepto" Leake, With This T-Shirt


Respectable.

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Andrew Ference Flicks Off Fans


Huffington Post Sports
After the Bruins won 5-4 in overtime, Ference addressed the incident.
 "It looks awful. I just saw it," he said. "I can assure you that's not part of my repertoire. I think my glove got caught up. I can assure you that's not part of who I am or what I ever have been. It looks awful. I admit it and I completely apologize to how it looks. I was putting my fist in the air. I'm sorry. It does look awful. I don't know what else to say."
 First off, I think this is awesome. I understand kids watch the game and these guys are supposed to be role models and what not, but this is the kind off shit I like to see.  Especially in hockey, one of the biggest meat head sports around. 

With that said, your apology sucked ass Ference.  Your glove got caught up? No one is believing that, just admit it you got carried away with the playoff emotions and blasted the opposing fans with a little finger treat.  Don't insult us with your blatantly pathetic lies brosef.

-Bodhi

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Throwback Jam Of The Day : Caddillac Tah - POV City Anthem (2001)


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