NBA Finals Dallas Mavs Vs. Miami Heat, Who ya Got?


 Match-up Breakdowns

PG - Jason Kidd vs. Mike Bibby:  Kidd wins this match-up with flying colors.  Kidd has more playoff experience, touches the ball way more than Bibby, shoots better, and passes better.  Although I do have to say Bibby has played up to par in these playoffs and should keep it up in this series.

SG - DeShawn Stevenson vs. Dwayne Wade:  This is obvious also, but with recent bad play by Wade, not nearly as obvious as it should be.  Stevenson starts because this team has so many people that can score the basketball that they don't need him to score really at all.  Stevenson is here for defense and defense alone.  It will be a tough task to guard Wade, but he played his worst basketball of the year against the Bulls, so Stevenson better pray it carries over to this series.

SF - Shawn Marion vs. LeBron James:  Marion is another player that Dallas relies on for consistent defense.  He usually guards the other teams best player, and that will be the case again.  Marion has no real chance to stop LeBron, but would like to slow him down a bit.  LeBron is going to own this match-up on the score card, but if Marion can get in his head and annoy him a bit, then his team might win the series.

PF - Dirk Nowitski vs. Chris Bosh: This match-up is going to decide the series in my opinion.  Miami is going to need not only huge defense from Bosh, they are going to need his 20-25 point a game from last series to carry over.  D Wade and LeBron can score whenever they want, but so can Dirk and the rest of his team.  The three headed monster will have to be at full capacity to be able to hang with the whole Dallas team dropping big points.  I feel Dirk will make Bosh wine like a little girl, foul out a couple times this series, and completely own his life.

C - Tyson Chandler vs. Joel Anthony:  Clearly the least interesting match-up in the starting lineup.  Both are in to get rebounds and help disrupt people in the lane.  Tyson is going to have to come up big on helping his teammates with LeBron and Bosh coming in the lane, and I'm sure Anthony will be on Dirk quite a bit himself.  Both need to stay out of foul trouble and rebound their asses off.

 Bench - Another main reason the Dallas Mavericks will be the NBA Champs.  Nobody on the Heat bench can hang with Jason Terry or JJ Barea.  They are playing huge for Dallas and will keep it up without skipping a beat.  They are also throwing out Brendan Haywood (a starting center for most other teams) and Peja Stojakovic, although old, still lethal from behind the line.  As for the Heat bench, they only use Mike Miller (hasn't been shooting all that well lately from behind the ark, even when he does not as good as Jason Terry), Udonis Haslem who is going to get ran over by Dirk whenever he steps on the floor, and Mario Chalmers who is going to get circles ran around him by JJ Barea.

As much as I have hated on Queen James and the Heat, I still think it goes 7 games.  Dallas in 7 based on Dirk being able to get his shot anywhere and against anyone, the bench points, and overall team experience and depth.


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Rampage Puts Moves on Reporter and Let's Us Know That Black Girls Love Him


Rampage loves the black girls, and the black girls love Rampage.  Dude gets down on the microphone with no remorse.  I think I might have to become a Rampage fan after this interview.


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Mariners Security Guard on Roids?


Gotta hit up the juice these days if your planning on taking out streakers like this Mariners security guard.


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Dads Had It Out For Their Kids Over Memorial Day Weekend


I really can't decide which video is more classy.  The dad had a great kid toss in the video above but didn't end up catching the ball.  In the video below the guy throws a nice elbow to the kids dome and makes a classy catch.  I'm gonna give it a tie.



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Chad Knaus Drops F-Bomb During Coca Cola 600.



LBS - Jimmie Johnson’s crew chief Chad Knaus dropped an f-bomb on live TV at the end of the Coca Cola 600 Sunday. He was pissed off that the number 48 car had gone up in smoke with five laps left, and unfortunately the FOX production crew decided to let viewers hear the team on the radio at the exact wrong time.

That's why you try and keep rednecks off of live TV at all times.

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Baylor Softball Chick Takes Foul Ball to Face


I've seen plenty of balls fouled off the shin, but not the cheek.  It's gonna be pretty hard to find a face guard for that purpose. 


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Couple Caught Having Sex on High Dive


UPI - GAINESVILLE, Fla., May 28 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said an officer interrupted a couple having late-night sex on a diving board located more than 30 feet above a public pool.

The Gainesville Police Department said an officer on patrol near the H. Spurgeon Cherry/Westside Pool at about 12:10 a.m. Thursday heard noises coming from inside the facility, which was surrounded by a locked fence, and used his flashlight to illuminate the couple having intimate relations atop the high dive, the Gainesville Sun reported Friday.

Officers said the 24-year-old man and 21-year-old woman, who ceased their sexual activities when they were spotted, were issued notices to appear on trespassing charges and released.

Police said the city does not have laws against sex in public places, but state laws and city ordinances prohibit the public exhibition of sexual organs.

Pool supervisor Jeff Moffitt said workers used bleach to clean the diving board before the pool opened Thursday morning.


As long as he was a life guard everything should have been ok.


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Tony Romo Gets His Ring - Marriage Ring

Baltimore Sun - Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo, 31, is officially a married man, ladies. The serial monogamist finally settled down with 24-year-old beauty queen and local news reporter Candice Crawford on Saturday afternoon in Dallas, TX, People confirms.

The wedding took place at Arlington Hall, a historical mansion at picturesque Lee Park. Rental prices start at $3,000 just for the evening reception. Among the famous friends in attendance were the Dallas Cowboys, their owner
Jerry Jones, and Candice's big brother, "Gossip Girl" star Chace Crawford.

Jones had to get special permission to attend the affair, because the NFL lockout prohibits players and owners from talking football. That doesn't mean they can't talk romance, though, right?

Candice's engagement ring was an 8-carat yellow diamond, surrounded by one carat of smaller diamonds. Bridesmaids wore Badgley Mishka.

The reception was planned by wedding planner Todd Fiscus, who has some experience with showing athletes a good time - he also planned Eli Manning's wedding. Most importantly, he knows how to feed some seriously hungry dudes. "We did lots of man food," he says about the menu, which included pizza and short ribs. "I have a lot of football players to feed."


It might not be a Super Bowl ring, but damn if I wouldn't be happy to get a ring from the chick.  She is hot as hell, way out of Homo's league.   Check out some pics here.


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Jim Tressel Resigns From OSU Football Coach


SI - COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- Jim Tressel, who guided Ohio State to its first national title in 34 years, resigned Monday amid NCAA violations from a tattoo-parlor scandal that sullied the image of one of the country's top football programs.

"After meeting with university officials, we agreed that it is in the best interest of Ohio State that I resign as head football coach," Tressel wrote in the resignation letter he submitted on Monday morning. "The recent situation has been a distraction for our great university and I make this decision for the greater good of the school."


Some pretty rough days ahead for OSU football.  No coach and their star QB out for the first 6 games.  Glad I'm not a fan of these scrubs.


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Kim Clijsters With the Double Net to Postie


I almost feel like the pole should be considered OB in one-on-one tennis, but apparently Kim earned a game winning point with this shot.

The camera man must have been my man Rex Ryan.  Make sure you pause it at the end of the video to see why.  (Stanky Feet)


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Chyna to Release Second Sex Tape - X-Pac Won't Watch


TMZ - Former WWE wrestler X-Pac -- who co-starred with Chyna in their 2004 sex-tape -- says he absolutely refuses to watch her new XXX flick ... telling TMZ  "It's too hard remembering how devastated she was the first time around." 

TMZ spoke with X-Pac -- real name Sean Waltman -- who tells us, "It saddens me ... but she obviously hasn't progressed very far in life."

As we first reported, Chyna recently struck a deal with Vivid Entertainment to release a brand new porno flick featuring the former Playboy model in some compromising positions with multiple endowed male professionals.

Sean adds, "[Chyna] used to say how low she felt after the first [sex tape] was released ... what does that say about where she's at in life now?"



 HAHAHA, "with multiple endowed male professionals."  I think some black guys would have been easier to say.  Chyna is just pulling a Hulk Hogan and using her name to scrap up as much cash as possible.  Although it is not a bad idea I'm not sure how many people wanna see a bunch of porn stars gang bang this rhino.  And why the hell would X-Pac wanna watch her get pounded out by some other porn stars.  He has already pounded that rhino himself, I'm sure he wants those memories out of his head.  Plus these dudes are prob rocking twice the size of his slong.


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Scottie Pippen Says LeBron James is Best Player to Ever Play the Game



"Michael Jordan may be the greatest scorer to ever play the game, but I may go so far as to say that LeBron James is the greatest player to ever play the game."

Really?  Come on Scottie, we all know you are just trying to make yourself look like a better player than you really were.  Jordan as of right now is way better than LeBron.  Talk to me again in 8 years when LeBron has a chance to win some titles.  Most people would say he is going to do it with better teammates, but the Bulls had some pretty damn good teams themselves not counting Jordan.


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Mavs Guard Jason Terry Got Larry O'Brien Trophy Tattoo Before the Season Started. Smart or Stupid?



Larry Brown Sports - Mavericks guard Jason Terry is either going to look pretty foolish in a few weeks or pretty clairvoyant. Before the season began, Dallas guard DeShawn Stevenson invited his teammates over to his offseason home in Orlando for a get-together. As part of the team-building exercise, Stevenson had his personal tattoo artist over to ink up the squad. Jason Terry decided to get the Larry O’Brien Trophy (awarded to the NBA champion) tattooed on his biceps.

 I can't say I'm not rooting for the Mavs because I am, but the Heat might be making him look pretty fucking stupid in a week or two.  I don't know how long he plans on playing, but if they don't win it this year he better get that thing removed pretty quick.


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Queen James Takes Heat to NBA Finals


So the fucking Heat are in the NBA finals.  The Bulls were my champs from day one, but came up a little short.  They just didn't have the scoring power to hang in the fourth quarter with the Heat.

As much as I hate to say it I hope Dirk owns the heat in 4 strait games to win it all.  I can't go out without showing you Queen James getting dunked on by Luol Deng, Carlos Boozer elbowing James in the face,  and last but not least Lebron flopping like a European soccer player.

PS.  I think Bosh has taken over the number two spot from D. Wayde.

Update:  Bibby throws towel to distract Derrick Rose free throw, damn the Heat are worthless.
-Dow

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Soccer Player Almost Takes FireCracker to the Dome


It just pisses me off that whoever added this video to YouTube wrote "Football Player."  Come on foreigners this shit is soccer to real countries.  Other than that soccer has some pretty crazy fans throwing firecrackers at players.  If this was America he would be thrown in jail and banned for life.  At least such a pussy sport has some bad-ass fans.

-Dow

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Another On Air Fail



Gotta love it when dumb-ass weather men don't realize they are on air.  This dude gave the fake orgasm sound then told his co-works to fuck off.  Grade A-.

 
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South Park Compares NCAA Student Athletes to Slavery


As much as I hate how much athletes make, South Park is always right.  These athletes definitely need to make some sort of money for playing sports for their schools.  They bring in the majority of the schools money by themselves and don't get shit for it.  Cartman knows best.


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Dude Gets KO From Hell in Local MMA Fight


You gotta love local MMA fights.  Dudes have no technique at all.  All they do is throw haymakers all fight and the first one to land a shot wins.  Except the dude in red trunks forgot to throw any punchs at all.  He was running like a little betch the whole fight.  He deserved to get slumped over like a dead person.

-Dow

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Mark Sanchez Dating Hayden Panettiere



bostonherald - Hayden Panettiere is dating New York Jets [team stats] QB Mark Sanchez. No wonder she recently broke up with Ukranian boxer Wladimir Klitschko! TerezOwens.com reports Hayden dumped the Eastern Bloc hottie to see if the “chemistry between her and Sanchez was legit.” Word is they’re trying to keep the relationship quiet to avoid a media storm. Fail….

Damn, this comes about a month after her breaking up with the world heavyweight boxing champ.  Doesn't sound like a good idea for Sanchez.  Wouldn't mind watching Sanchez get his face bashed in. With all these NFL players thinking they can box during the lockout, someone really needs to set this up. I would give it a 0% chance that Sanchez wasn't pounding her while she was dating Klitschko.  

Check out some pics of Hayden

-Dow

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Wilson Valdez Scores First Win For a Position Player Since 2000




Deadspin - Wilson Valdez, backup second baseman to Chase Utley, went 3-for-6 in last night's 5-4 win over the Cincinnati Reds. As for his other numbers when he took the mound in the 19th inning to become the first position player to register a win since 2000, he hit Scott Rolen with a pitch (good stuff) and needed just nine more pitches to close out a game Roy Halladay started six hours and 11 minutes earlier.


Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard put his mitt over his face to hide his smile when Valdez shook off his catcher.


"I was like, 'What is he going to throw? What does he have?' " Howard said. "It was funny, but he got it done."


Both teams scored a run in the 10th inning. A 1-for-8 Raul Ibanez closed it out with a sac fly at 1:19 a.m. Here's Valdez's post-game money quote:


"They asked me if I could pitch. I said, 'Yeah, why not?' ... I was trying to throw a strike. That's the only thing."


Very Solid Wilson.  I'm sure he was a pretty sick pitcher back in High School and maybe College, but after such a long lay-off you gotta give him some props for this.  Not to mention he went 3 for 6 in the batters box.  Dude definitely deserved some white cream to the face after the game.

-Dow

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Dallas Mavericks Move to Finals - Vegas Pulls Some Strings



Dallas moves on to the finals after another pathetic end of the game collapse by the Thunder.  This dunk came in the fourth quarter with time running out.  The betting line was -6 for the Mavs up until game time. They initially counted the dunk, reviewed it, then took it off the score board.  Vegas must have called in a favor.   My guess was that everyone was taking Dallas last night and Vegas made a pretty penny on that call.  A little bit of that dinero must have gone to the refs too.

-Dow

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Tijuana Cops Getting Lap Dances From Detainee


Nothing like being a guard in one of the most highly respected jails in the world.  I hear they make these guys go through years of training for this kind of stuff.

One thing for sure they get their pay checks in one dollar bills.

-Dow

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Kim Kardashian Engaged - Rocking 2 Million Dollar Ring



TMZ - Kim Kardashian's engagement ring is worth almost HALF as much as her Beverly Hills mansion ... sources close to the diamond tell TMZ the rock is valued at $2 MILLION!!!!!!

The ring -- designed by Lorraine Schwartz -- features a 16.5 carat emerald cut center stone flanked by two 2-carat trapezoids ... for a grand total of 20.5 carats.
 

 So Kim K is engaged to NBA player Kris Humphries, and she is now sporting a 2 million dollar ring.  I guess he spent a million dollars for each month their marriage will last.  That could be an over statement.  Your not even black bro, you don't have a chance to last with this purple crayon chaser.  On top of that your a nobody in the NBA.  Did you spend your first 2 years salary on that ring?

-Dow

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Boom Goes the Dynamite Guy Gets Web Redemtion on Tosh.0


Not one of the best web redemptions in the history, but congrats to Tosh for getting this joker to come on TV.  Also, Gus Johnson makes it a little better considering he can actually announce decent.  Can't believe that dude twisted his chode cankle and nobody called him out for it.  I expected better from you Tosh.

 -Dow


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Barry Bonds to Pay for Bryan Stow's Kids To Attend College

 Hardball Talk
   According to Lori Preuitt of NBC Bay Area, Barry Bonds has donated to pay for Bryan Stow’s two young children to go to college. Bonds also visited Stow in a Southern California hospital on April 22 and autographed a bat for his children.

Bonds is one of many in the Giants’ family who have shown support since Stow, a Giants fan, was severely beaten outside Dodger Stadium on March 31. According to Preuitt, Tim Lincecum recently gave a $25,000 donation to the Stow family fund.
 

Finally Barry makes the news for something decent.  Dude needs to pay for every poor person in Africa to go to college then people might respect him.  We applaud you for doing this Barry, now don't show you face ever again.

-Dow


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Kym Johnson and Hines Ward Win Dancing With The Stars


Noticed how I put Kym Johnson's name first in the title.  I did this because dancing with the stars is a pathetic show and the only reason this story is getting any love is because Kym is banging hot.  The dancing couple won the show last night and it gives us a perfect time to show off her hot body.



Cecilia Galliano Vs. Spencer Scott-Daily Dime

Cecilia Galliano
Spencer Scott


Today's edition of the daily dime features a young blonde named Spencer Scott.  I havent figured out if her name is sexy or just weird but this isnt a name competition so who gives a shit.  She is a 22 year old playboy playmate from Dallas who was previously the youngest playboy playmate around.  She also has a crazy boob-to-body ratio. Good luck ladies.

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-Bodhi's Pick: Sold on the boobs...Spencer.

Cecilia Vs. Spencer

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Did This Massive Ball Of Hail Really Fall From The Sky In Oklahoma Last Night?


Seems like every night in the Midwest now there are twisters ravaging through towns with reckless abandon.  This piece of hail, which looks more like a dinosaur egg, is simply a by-product of this crappy weather.  Someone has to step up and put an end to these twisters and all the crap that come along with it.  There's only one guy man enough for the job...Bill Paxton


-Strick

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TNT Camera Man Caught Checking Out Chicks During Game



Nothing like slacking on the job and checking out some hot chicks in the arena.  This was before the third quarter of the Heat vs. Bulls game last night.  Spotting hot chicks sounds like a great way to pass time during commercials for these guys, especially with all the silicone down in South Beach.


- Dow

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Badass Links of the Day


Victoria Silvstedt sporting her big fake titties.  Celebslam

Mike Brown could land Lakers job for next 4 years.  BSO

Derek Rose posterizes heat center Joel Anthony. Brobible

10 of the most underrated sports stars of all time.  Guyism

Oscar De La Hoya is not having a fun time in rehab.  Deadspin

Man spits his own feces at police officer.  AZcentral

Another shitty personalized Jersey, Albert Pujols.  Joesportsfan

Sports Blogs

13 Year Old Sinks Bicycle Kick




Usually I would give some love to a 13 year old sinking a sick shot like this, but most of you are going to miss the real story line of this video.  The team in blue is rolling with all white boys playing against a bunch of Mexicans.  Should that shot even count?  Everyone knows the mexi's grow up playing soccer and the white boys are probably just a bunch of band geeks.  They should be allowed to play with 5 extra players on the field.

-Dow

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Intense Longboarding


In college I thought the only thing longboards were good for was helping drunks and people in flip flops to eat shit on pavement, but apperantly they can be pretty awesome with the right rider.  Props to these dudes for having sweet ass helmets and making a respectable vid.  Keep up the Gnar.

-Bodhi

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This Week in Shitty Tattoos - Monta Ellis Edition


What's up with these idiotic NBA players these days.  First we had Andrei Kirilenko with his Satan Tattoo.  Now Warriors guard Monta Ellis gets a damn forest on his chest.  Please let me in on why you have a baby's face in the tree?  Almost forgot The Birdman with the ugliest tat in the history of the NBA, and possibly the world.


-Dow

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Former President Bush Almost Gets Hit By Foul Ball



I think the security guard almost knocked the ball out of the way.  Ha, what a pathetic excuse of a save on the former president.  That security guard should be fired for throwing up a limp wrist to try and save the pres.

-Dow

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Kyle Singler's Trick Shot Vid


Here at backyard sports we tend to hate on trick shot videos like this, but atleast we give them a chance.  Some show creativity and imagination, but young Kyle here really let me down.  You can't make a couple bounce shots off a brick wall and expect us to be impressed. If your going to bounce off something it better be a moving train or a low flying airplane or something because that shit is played out.  If you think you can do better, send us your trick shot videos and see if you can impress us. 

-Bodhi   

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Cecilia Galliano Vs. Karolina Turek-Daily Dime

Cecilia Galliano
Karolina Turek























Say good morning to sweet Karolina Turek.  She is a bartender and aspiring playboy photographer with some phenomenal blonde lettuce.  She claims to have a passion for the female body and so do I so she gets my respect.  This is going to be a close one. Good luck ladies.

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-Bodhi's Pick: Toss up...Cecilia.

Cecilia Vs. Karolina

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Jose Canseco Loves Lady Gaga ; Would Marry Her In A Second


Some people just don't know when to stop.  Jose Canseco is one of those people.  I have no problem with him being a fan of Gaga, but every time he opens his mouth to the public I just assume he does it for some cheap publicity.  Who knows? Maybe Canseco is Gaga's 'Night' in baseball armor(someone tell this meat head that it's knight not night).  Would Gaga really be able to turn down a marriage proposal from this man...


-Strick

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Bruins Goalie Tim Thomas With The Stick Save Of The Year


I haven't been keeping up with much of the playoffs in the last 2 weeks, but I'm glad I caught this live.  Save of the year by far, given the circumstances.  Now will somebody eliminate Boston, please?

-Strick

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Christine Martin - Former Miss Liverpool


I think I could be in love, someone get me her number.


Ultimate Warrior Tribute to Macho Man Randy Savage


Part 2 of the tribute


TMZ - The Ultimate Warrior just released an emotional video tribute to his fallen friend, Randy "Macho Man" Savage -- and finally revealed the source of their crazy energy ... GALLONS OF COFFEE!

Warrior -- who famously forced Savage into "retirement" by defeating him at a "Career Ending Match" at Wrestlemania XII -- said he and Randy used to get so jacked up on java before getting into the ring, they would often compete to see who could down more Joe.

In fact, Warrior says, one time they sucked down 5 GALLONS of the black stuff before an event.

During the emotional video, Warrior said Savage "inspired a generation" ... adding, "I was so fortunate to be in so many great events with him."



5 fucking gallons of coffee in one sitting.  No wonder both of these guys came out to the ring and couldn't stay still.  Hey, whatever you gotta do to make the fans happy.  That's why they are two of the best ever.  I wonder how many 5 hour energy's they would have chugged if they were wrestling today. 20?


-Dow

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Cam Newton Singing Justin Bieber


Ladies and Gentleman, Cam Newton is IN IT TO WIN IT!!

-Dow

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Vice President of the Ukraine Gets in Fight During Parliament


This shows why anything in the world that happens can be compared to Seinfeld. I'm sure the other guy was just letting him know that  "THE UKRAINE IS WEAK."  Get your shit together Ukraine, you look like a joke of a country.


-Dow

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Doris Burke Forgets She Is On Live TV


By now Im sure you know how much we love seeing reporters bomb, and while this chick isnt dropping snot or having a fake seizure its still pretty funny.  Thanks to the crew for not telling her she was live.  Good work Doris.

-Bodhi

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Super Dad At White Sox Game


This guy deserves a ribbon or something.  This is just solid parenting at its best right here, there are so many lessons to be learned in that one thoughtless action.  Not only was he going balls out to get his matching jacket wearing son a souvenir, he was protecting those middle aged women from a baseball to the grill.  He was proving how indecision is the worst decision, and he was teaching his son to have no fear and keep your eye on the ball.  Thanks super dad we could learn alot from you.

-Bodhi

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Massive Hammerhead Steals These Surfer Dudes' Shark Catch ; All Hell Breaks Loose


OH MY GAWD, OH MY GAWD!!.  Is it just me or did it seem like these guys were over-matched from the get-go?  It didn't even look like they knew what to do once they hooked the 6 ft. Blacktip, let alone the 13 ft. Hammerhead.  The best part was when the Hammerhead showed up the one guy tossed in another baited hook hoping to catch the beast.  That thing would've sank this puny boat with ease.

-Strick

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Tiffany Mulheron Vs. Cecilia Galliano-Daily Dime

Tiffany Mulheron
Cecilia Galliano





















Cecilia Galliano, a beautiful name to go along with the stuning looks of the chick it describes.  She is a young model from Argentina who may or may not have just melted my face with her hotness.  I have always been a sucker for a wet chick in a towel, but I am an even bigger sucker for a chick as hot as Cecilia so she gets my vote.  Good luck ladies.

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-Bodhi's Pick: Cecilia
 

Tiffany Vs. Cecilia


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Joakim Noah Gives A Fan The Kobe Treatment And Uses A Gay Slur


Looks like Noah better be getting his checkbook ready as long as the NBA treats him like they did Kobe.  Championship teams don't expend energy jarring with fans.  After the last two games it looks like the Bulls aren't ready for the big stage.

-Strick

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Ian Poulter Falls at Volvo World Match Play Championship


It's not often in golf you get to see someone bust their ass.  Today is our lucky day.

-Dow

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Gisele and Tom Brady Having Some Fun in the Sun



Gisele Bundchen has some fun in the sun with her husband Tom Brady on Saturday (May 21) at their hotel pool in Mexico.

The 30-year-old Brazilian supermodel and her 33-year-old hunky husband spent the day sliding down the pool slide and soaking up some rays.

Earlier this week, Gisele attended the opening of the Beauty Culture photo exhibit in Century City, Calif.



Just when you think Tom couldn't look any gayer than he does rocking his derby hat he comes out a does this, and totally redeems himself.  That's easily the worst slide form I have ever witnessed.  Dude has two limp wrists coming down a 20 ft. slide.  If he wasn't with Gisele I would have to say he was definitely gay.  Maybe that's his master plan though.

-Dow

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Bigger Schnoz Ryan Howard Vs. Frank Thomas, Who Ya Got?



This is the age old question for all baseball fans.  Whose got the bigger gold mine?

Who Ya Got?



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Vikings DE Ray Edwards To Fight Kimbo?


Ray Edwards has apparently been trying his hand at boxing while the NFL lockout looms.  Edwards is already scheduled to make his pro debut tonight in Minnesota, but already has another fight scheduled for June.  Promoter Jared Shaw, however, has plans on setting up a fight between Edwards and Kimbo.

“I’ll tell you right now on the air, I’ve called Mike Riley to get in touch with Ray Edwards’ people and I’ve made an open challenge to come fight Kimbo Slice. That fight I will deliver,” Shaw said on MMA Weekly Radio, per an item posted on the offthebench portion of the NBC Sports website.

“If Ray Edwards wants to step up and fight Kimbo Slice I will deliver that to the public. There’s two guys that come from athletic backgrounds, that haven’t been in the ring that many times, so let’s see two big boys bang it out. If Ray Edwards thinks he’s a great boxer, then maybe he thinks he can go through Kevin Ferguson [that is Slice's real name] very quickly.”

Kimbo takes this fight.  For one, he has had considerably more amounts of training that Edwards has had.  Secondly, Kimbo trains with the MILF Hunter...


Matter of fact, the MILF Hunter kicks both their asses.

-Strick

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This Dude Is Ready For the End Of The World


Dude must be going on a Ding Dong binge before the quake hits Saturday.  Where can I get one of those souvenir tees?

-Strick

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Macho Man Randy Savage Killed In Car Accident

R.I.P 

TMZ report

 Im sad to report that The Macho Man Randy Savage was killed this morning in a car accident in Tampa, Fl, apparently caused by a heart attack, according to TMZ.

UPDATE: Florida Highway Patrol tells TMZ ... Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler when he veered across a concrete median ... through oncoming traffic ... and "collided head-on with a tree."

Savage was transported to Largo Medical center, where he died from his injuries. 

 In my opinion the Macho Man was one of the greatest wrestlers of all time.  His attitude, swagger, and trademark raspy voice made him an Icon of early wrestling.  He was a fashion genius and had a devastating elbow drop that could sever a human head.  Its safe to say that the Macho Man will be missed, but he will never be forgotten...OOOOHHH YEEEEAAAHH! R.I.P. Randy.

 


-Bodhi

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This Guy Felt Like an Idiot Last Night


Mavs lost bro.  Better you than me.  Don't get the trash cans on the feet either.  Try harder next time and your team might get a W.


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Carlos Boozer's Rap With Twista







 Its actually not as bad as I expected.  Stick to the hardwood though Booz, theres only room for one bball MC and we all know its Ron Artest.




-Bodhi

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Lindsey Rose Vs. Tiffany Mulheron-Daily Dime

Lindsey Rose
Tiffany Mulheron





 Say hello to today's challenger Tiffany Mulheron.  A smokin Scottish actress with a great shower body and alot of moxy.  She hasn't been in too many flics yet but apperantly one of her movies is called  ‘Lesbian Vampire Killers.’ and that just sounds awesome so she gets my vote.  Good luck ladies.

More pics of Lindsey.
More pics of Tiffany.

-Bodhi's Pick: Tiff

Lindsey Rose Vs. Tiffany Mulheron

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Kevin Durant Throws Down All Over Brendan Haywood's Face


Throw it down big man, throw it down.  Great game last night for the Thunder.  Looking good on my Bulls vs. Thunder finals pick.

Oh yea, If you know about Kevin Durant's backpack, you can buy it.  BSO

-Dow

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Phillies / Flyers Fan Drops Shit Bomb on Live TV



First off, someone get this guy a fresh pack of cigarettes to clear his voice up.  Second, the guy behind them stepped down and gave them the death stair like he was going to throw them half way down the bleachers. Little did we know he just wanted to scream sweet nothings into the microphone. Third, you can't expect a drunk redneck fan to keep it under wraps while he is being interviewed, no reason for the announcer to apologize.

-Dow

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This Dude Claims to Have Had Sex With 1,000 Different Cars


Telegraph - A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways. 
 
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual 
experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms. 

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums. 


Wow bro.  I can't think of much to say other than wow.  "I just loved cute cars right from the beginning"  I feel like I have heard girls call cars cute many times, but now I think I am going to throw up if I hear it again. 

The one thing they didn't explain is how he is going about having sex with these cars.  Is he searching out holes around the car to stick his junk in, or is he just masturbating and calling it sex because actual sex isn't possible?  The mysteries of a car fucker.

P.S.  If your planning on testing this out apparently helicopters give you the best nut.  Keep that in mind.

-Dow

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Japan May Have Created The Oddest, Most Violent Game Ever


Looks like a juiced up game of king of the hill, but with a wooden pole.  Funny how there are some 1 on 1 battles that form on the outside that just look like a dry-humping session. 

-Strick

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30 Awesome Arnold Schwarzenegger Commercials




Arnold...The Asian marketing goldmine. I wonder how many little Austriasian meat heads are running around Japan.

-Bodhi

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Chicago Bulls Omar Asik Dating Miss Ohio in 2010 and 2011 Lindsay Davis?



Chicago Now - According to the deplorable website, Terez Owens, and our friendly 670 The Score afternoon hosts, Terry Boers and Dan Bernstein, Omer Asik is dating Miss U.S. International and finalist for Miss Ohio in 2010 and 2011, Lindsay Davis.

This proves athletes of any stature can get any chick they want. This dude is a 7'0 Ogre, plays 12 minutes a game, and drops a whopping 2.8 points a game.  I think I missed the most important stat.  He makes 1.7 million dollars a year.  Considering I have never heard of this chick in my life, it seems like a good way to get your name out there.  Good luck on getting your career started schemer.

Check out more pics of Lindsay at her website.

-Dow

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Clemson Baseball vs. Davidson Rain Delay Antics


Since the entire country is turning into the city of Seattle, I expect there to be plenty of more rain delay battles going down on the diamond.  The creativity in this clip takes the cake so far.  The only game I ever remember playing during a rain delay in college was playing cup-check by throwing baseballs across the locker room.  Good times. 

-Strick

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America Olivo Vs. Lindsey Rose-Daily Dime

Lindsey Rose
America Olivo























So I'm pretty bummed that my girl Elaine got knocked out of the winner's circle but life goes on and I couldnt have asked for a better chick to do it.  Today America will face another dark skinned honey named Lindsey Rose.  Shes a sexy 20 year old modeling noob from New York and I think she has what it takes to make America's run a short one.  Do work ladies.

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-Bodhi's Pick: U.S.A.!

America Vs. Lindsey

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